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Robert,

The news said that the actor whose character is Jake is gay. A child told me that Keanu is gay. Later as an adult Keanu and I dated for one week. Keanu asked me for help at his theater career. I helped with him with his theater career. The actor whose character is Jake started branching out to other films, and right now a news rumor. Theater people don’t want him to branch out. Theater people want him to stay at vampire films. Theater people want to kill him. Theater people want to kill all the vampire people. I don’t know why. It could be a misunderstanding. I know people get whitening done. Women could compete with women for men very easily. Strawberry whitening masks made my body pale white. Search webpages changed strawberry whitening masks searches everyday, and a woman’s webpage beauty journal is a woman lied of a strawberry mask. I’m not trying to steal that woman’s two men. I hate when women try to steal my men. Although I left those men. I have new men.

Erin

Robert,

Your extremely slow webpage annoys me every time. I’m at my annoyed limit. Go to download.com to download a free high quality virus scanner to delete all the viruses at your webpage. I don’t want to touch you. No offense. I’ve seen Twilight twice recently, and the new Twilight commercial shows a bad clip of your wife. I will try to save Twilight stars more to balance out theater weirdness. Twilight stars should save their money forever until their next film, tv show, or university biology researcher from a phd at biology.

Erin

Robert,

I can’t enter that contest, because you’re married. Thanks for comforting me. I sense you believe my brother’s friend won’t give you films. All theater people said the Twilight people can’t have movies after Twilight series, because they believe they’re all uncompassionate. Although you’re a mosquito annoying me at a forever camping trip, you talk to me. I always believed people are high quality people if they talk to someone. Theater people are taking drugs. Twilight people could always ask their parents, other relatives to borrow money, sell their watercolor paintings, and oil paintings to rich people, etc. My friends Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, etc. left me for another woman. A celebrity at a webpage, not you, gave me new celebrity men friends. I’m heavily depressed. I can’t talk. Borrowing money definitely equals Twilight people live until they’re very old people. Once they’re very old people, then they’re on their own. A lot of time for them to think about new careers, get new careers, and read biology books.

Erin

Robert,

Recently your wife looks gothic. I forgot about your wife. You and your wife will die from no movies past Twilight series. Probably both of you should get a different career together, or both of you could talk to my brother’s friend Tommy Ohara. He’s a director who gave my brother films, and one day tv shows appearances. My brother and Tommy are friends. True friendship. If both of you are fake friends with a director, then both of you will live to be very old people. Everyone dies very old people of heart attacks, strokes, and cancer. You and your wife should have a biology books conversation together.

Erin

Robert,

Actors have the, “I will only date a woman who has an infinitely compassionate soul forever, and I will reject a woman who is a horrible person reality in their minds.” Theater people think you’re a horrible person. Wear extra large white tshirts, wear extra large white pants, wear extra large light colors shirts, wear extra large light colors pants everyday, be friendly to people, etc. Johnny Depp is my friend. Johnny is of the film Benny And Joon. I have a celebrity boyfriend, and celebrity friends. Right now Johnny and his collegue are dating. Right now Jennifer and Brad are dating. I’m very happy about Jennifer and Brad dating. I watched Jennifer’s comedy tv show forever. Jennifer is a very nice person. I like her a lot. My boyfriend destroyed our second emotional connection. My boyfriend is a witch. I can’t talk to you anymore today. Good luck gettings jobs at the second depression.

Erin

Robert,

This morning I sense you wanted to date me last night, and you didn’t want to talk about our dream. A misunderstanding. We have many misunderstandings. We will never date. Seriously, this is the last time we will talk, because I’m starting suicide for my celebrity harem to bring me back to life, and we will all live together. If you had talked to me more, then you and the most beautiful woman in the world would of had a very bad marriage forever in person. I’m sorry my chin picture is very bad. I didn’t look like that at that time. That picture is warped. The other picture I sent you before the chin picture is a warped nose. Lots of my pictures are warped. I don’t look like my pictures. End of all letters.

Erin

Robert,

A newer Twilight is at tv. You said my white nightgown of our dream looks brand new. You believe our dream is the future. Thanks. My guess is the white nightgown is from the film Legends Of The Fall, and my friend Brad is Tristin. Perhaps Brad is a trillionaire. I think Brad is a poor forever. I don’t know why. My hair of the dream looks like the actress Judy Garland is Dorothy of the 1929 film Wizard Of Oz. Brad lies about living his entire life at Oklahoma, my relatives live at Oklahoma, and Kansas, Wizard Of Oz is set at Kansas. Brad spent his entire life at New York. My white nightgown could be Rome, Italy, or Greece. Once I told Brad that I want us to be friends forever, and live together forever at a large mansion at a vineyard at Italy. Brad and I have been friends for two years. Brad and I will be friends forever. Brad is a person in my circle of people. It’s possible Brad and I date in the future, and Brad is disturbed by our dating that it travels from the future to the past. http://www.btjunkie.org/My pictures that look like our dream is at http://www.apocalyptica/

Erin

Robert,

I look at celebrity news articles sometimes. Kristen has an injury, and her beauty is hell for her at odd days. Kristen believes we’re competing to date you. We hate each other. We don’t want to date each other. Kristen is not doing very well. Comfort Kristen. Tell Kristen to be castlike, and drinking from a river reversed my beauty.

Erin

Dear Mr. Pattinson, 

You should have been silent for a one year, instead of rejecting me three times. Rejecting me three times was not necessary. I’m very confused of why you wanted me to know that a man rejected me three times, and force me to believe men don’t want to date me. You’re not clear. You should be clear. 

Sincerely,

Erin